Middle East Anger Management

Had a pretty strong epiphany this morning on the way to work and listening to a radio story describing this event in Iran. For a guy to get so upset at a parking ticket to douse his car with gas and set it on fire shows some serious issues here. I'm thinking he's not the exception but the rule. Everything with the Middle Eastern peoples have something to do with flailing, amputating, shooting, or some other sort of violence. They jump around in the streets in an emotional crisis almost all the time (at least that's what we see on the news) instead of being at work! I find myself wondering out loud (usually to myself which is also a bit creepy) how do these people have enough time to jump in the streets? Shouldn't they be at work?

Grandma was right - Idle hands are the devils business.

We don't need to send more weapons, soldiers, diplomats or have more meetings with terrorists. They need Anger Management courses.

We should be gathering some of our psychological counselors through rudimentary boot camp and send them over to ask why these people are so pissed off all the time? Is it because they're out of work? Are they sexually repressed? Are they conflicted about oil which everyone in the world wants but they can't keep?

All these are I think valid questions and I'd be willing to start a petition to have the government assign crisis counselors to fly over to Iraq, have these terrorists put down their RPG's for an hour a week and do some Rorschach tests and tell their new doctor how they feel.

My Public Service Announcement

Are you a terrorist? Do you feel like you want to commit mass murder by blowing yourself up using high explosives in a crowd of westerners OR have you attended a military type training camp(s) in the Syria, Jordan, Afghanistan or Pakistan? If you nodded or shouted "INFIDEL!!!" at your computer screen, you're probably a terrorst and are mentally conflicted about life and reality and are probably repressed and brain washed.

BUT DON'T DISPAIR!

You can sit down with one of our couselors to find the root of your dispair and repression! Donate one hour of your (short) life to working out your problems with the West, your religion and your inability to provide for your family. Let go of your hate for Capitalist Zionists and provide constructive criticism to the Palistinian conflict!

Perscription plans available. We take RPG's, IED's and AK's as payment!!!
Don't delay stop by today!


I think it may actually work!