Hell in a handbasket

Never really knew what that meant until juuust now. Apparently the Lt. Govenor of Illinois had a slow week and needed something to do.. Isn't there some health care issue or death row inmate request to handle? Instead, the people of Illinois need to fund these "necessary" government issues - and by golly it's just not right that other states have them!

Oprah has lost her marbles and will soon be starting her own cult where she'll brainwash her audience of the following:
- "O" is a good magazine[1] [2] [3]

- Beef is bad bad bad!
- Oprah car giveaway (she's obviously been drinking Jacko's Jesus juice)

She obviously has now resorted to buying her audience off with cars in order to keep her ratings. A stunt like this is akin to radio DJ's telling their audience to have sex in churches. Pathetic.

Indeed there's a very nice charity called "Trufflepig's quest for a Porche" which also could use a contribution Oprah!! Please, contribute today. Really.
Queer Eye is over! WOOHOO!