Smelly cat

How to break it to a person that they stink and still remain on speaking terms? Should I just leave a bar a soap on their chair with a typed note saying: "USE IT". Strong enough of a hint or no?

Farters - fart silently in a chair at work or walk outside and get it out of your system? Do you need to do a small fart test first to see how smelly it is to decide? Do all men after the age of 32 seem to fart more than normal? Why is it that when going to a Dr. for this condition they tell you to "eat more fiber"? Don't they know that more fiber makes you fart MORE!?

Why is it that we can provide all sorts of cosmetic surgery such as chin, breast, butt, cheekbone and eyebrow implants as well as all sorts of nose craftings to make people look beautiful, but yet, still need a large black cylindrical shaft to be shoved up one's ass to do a colonoscopy? Thank God for general anesthetics eh?

Since when did FHM magazine make British women beautiful and sexy? Didn't they have the "bad teeth award" for the past few decades or was that a myth? The games they have listed there however are quite good.