Teacher Sex

Tell you the truth, when I was in school, it never occurred to me that my teachers would be having sex... with anyone. Ever. Maybe it was just my school but we just didn't have the hottie female teachers. All of our teachers were 40+ and there just weren't any lookers. I was much more enticed with girls my own age or a little older (ahh, there was this one girl, Bambi - well let's just say her name matched her looks and for a 14 year old, it didn't take much).

Erhemm...

So when these news stories of young 20ish to 30ish teachers getting it on multiple times with 12-15 year old boys I'm taken a little aback. The first question is obvious:

WHY?

I didn't know the 20ish to 30ish ladies are so hard up, to start preying on little boys who just found out they HAD a "winkie", let alone what to do with it. All I can say is that the "extra-curricular activities" are getting a little extreme don't you think?

So I decided to do a little research (and on the internet it's not difficult to do). Maybe this whole thing is just getting a lot of press and almost NEVER happens and is getting all blown out of proportion.

Findings:
2003 in NJ
2004 in PA
Vavoom!
2004 in TX
2005 in CA
2005 in CA

And who can forget the Mary Kay Laternau case that started the public awareness?


See there's a thing about education for BOYS specifically (and since I'm not female I wouldn't even ATTEMPT to take a shot at that point of view, lest the hate mail from empowered women start again - *sigh*)

Good Teacher

Not sexually attractive. Stern demeanor. Can focus young adolecent boys to Readin' Writin' and Rithmetic.

Bad Teacher

Very attractive. Giggly and sweet nature. Adolecent boys focus on her rump roast and stare blankly. Extremely low class participation as boys refuse to leave their seats.

As such, I've come to the realization that teachers need to be viewed not as sex objects but as sexless and faceless entities. All teachers need to dress, act and look like PAT:


That way, we nip this little issue in the bud and frankly it's giving us 30 somethings a black eye when these little dweebs are getting more from their teachers than we are from our wives! You know who you are!